damp

the opposite to moist
its crappy and shite and boring

man that tv show is so fucking damp

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Damp Wood

A semi-boner.
Not 100% soft, but not 100% hard.
Can be anywhere in between those values

Person 1 - Hey, that girl was actually pretty hot.
Person 2 - Yeah. She gave me damp wood.

damp sponge

Noun - To be #rude someone Adj - To copy someone Moral - DON’T BE A DAMP SPONGE

Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now

damp patch

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

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Damp Pork

When you have an awful case of "swamp ass" and suddenly have the urge to take a dump. Right before you drop trow, you let a couple of farts out into the air. These farts are wet and disastrously foul in odor and have permeated from deep in the bowels. More often than not, they will cause anyone in the vicinity, sometimes even the guilty party to vomit due to the sheer and utter nauseating, horrid and atrocious stench that has emanated from a overly moist, raw and chafed ass.

1. After going out for a run on a hot day, i felt nature calling, but before I could get to the john, I served up some damp pork.
2. As bad as my rash had gotten from the awful case of swamp ass I was experiencing, I had the sudden urge to take a dump, but not before I expelled some damp pork.
3. Oh dear god, you're a sweaty disgrace and that damp pork expelling from your messy ass is making me sick, take a dump already!

damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

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damp yoke

used in dublin to describe a slut or a girl who craves sex a lot

I got me hole off that damp yoke in finglas last night

or

Cmon we go spinning and try and get a few damp yokes

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