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A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.
Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.
BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!
JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.
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Danimal: the state of irresponsibility that can only be reached by an absolute animal of a Dan, creating the Danimal.
Danimal: I shat on a baby and handed it back to its mother.
Friend: you're a fucking Danimal
The alter-ego of your friend Dan. Usually brought about by his almost superhero ability to consume excessive amounts of alcohol aided by a seemingly impossible use of illegal drugs that sometimes last for days. Recognizable behavioral characteristics of The Danimal is an increased ability to obnoxiously call you out on your bullshit, encourage group participation in long party binges, speak out loud the things most people won't -simply to create a sense uncomfortableness and weirdness. Quiet simply, The Danimal, is an unstoppable force which you can join for an incredible adventure that will test your limits of mental stimulation, sexual exploration and substance abuse. If a Danimal is discovered near you, either participate, run, or play dead. Do NOT attempt to argue or confront The Danimal as his mental prowess will leave you crying and questioning your sense of self. The best advice: Let the Danimal be Danimal, join the fun and don't be a little bitch.
If the Danimal is there, you might want to warn your friends.
One who enjoys spotting the opposing gender. Occasionally trousers will be removed. This is referred to as "overtime."
"Every minute on the minute ladies" - danimal