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Your fucking god.
Bow.
"Danny Devito is daddy."
"Danny Devito can hit me with a car and I'd thank him."
"Praise Lord Danny Decheeto"
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When a woman is naked on rollerskates and she licks a bald midgets ass while he is upside down.
Hey Clint I heard your ex girlfried went to midget wrestling match and gave one of the wrestelers a Danny Devito after it.
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Everyone's role model. Humanity's one goal is to be exactly like Danny Devito. All those who aren't like him have failed life.
"I sure wish I was perfect."
"Yeah... I wish I could be Danny Devito too."
The religion of worshipping Danny devito
I just changed from Jewish to Danny devitoism
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Daniel Michael "Danny" DeVito (born November 17, 1944) is an American actor, producer and director. He first gained prominence for his portrayal of taxi dispatcher Louie De Palma on Taxi (1978–1983), for which he won a Golden Globe and an Emmy. He went on to become a major film star, known for his roles in the films Tin Men, Throw Momma from the Train, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ruthless People, Man on the Moon, Terms of Endearment, Romancing the Stone, Twins, Batman Returns,Other People's Money, Get Shorty and L.A. Confidential and for his voiceover work in such films as Space Jam, Hercules and The Lorax.
DeVito co-founded Jersey Films with Michael Shamberg. Soon afterwards, Stacey Sher became an equal partner. The production company is known for films such as Pulp Fiction, Garden State, and Freedom Writers. DeVito also owns Jersey Television, which produced the Comedy Central series Reno 911!. DeVito and wife Rhea Perlman starred together in his 1996 film Matilda, based on Roald Dahl's children's novel. He currently stars as Frank Reynolds on the FXX sitcom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He also directs and produces graphic short horror films for his Internet venture The Blood Factory. He has appeared in several of them, as have friends of his and members of his family.2
DeVito was also one of the producers nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture for Erin Brockovich.
Citation - wikipedia Danny_DeVito (2015)
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The sexiest man alive. Anyone with this name is automatically sexy
Hey I heard you met a Danny devito
yeah he's hot
literally fucking god. There no other way to explain him
simp: who's Danny Devito?
intellectual: you dare speak of the lord in vein child?