Daryl

When one's poop reaches the water of the toilet before leaving the anus.

person 1- "yoo man I just took a Daryl"
person 2- "no way dude I took like 2 already today!"
person 1- "that's fucked up you're a girl"

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daryl

Although Daryl for a male is considered a douche. The female version of Daryl is quite the opposite. The female version of Daryl is kind, pretty, beautiful and is able to bring the sunshine and brighten a room as soon as she walks in.

Daryl for a girl often originated from the actress "Daryl Hannah".

Wow, Daryl came into the room and she immediately put a smile on my face.

Wow that Daryl really knows how to brighten a room!

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Daryl

A create obsessed with internet memes and is always late.

Look at that guy, what a damn daryl!

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Daryl

Fucking Loser. Somebody you don't want to hang out with or ever be seen in public with. Often some try hard you work with or a teacher or a prick boss. Usually creeps on girls. Also used to describe one of your buddies when he's being lame. Doesn't understand the definition of a BRO

"I was about leave the bar with this girl I was clearly wheeling and this total Daryl she knows comes up and insists he will drive her home. Daryl move."

At a nightclub:

Scott to bartender: "What kind of red wines do you have"

Jordan to Scott: "Get a beer you fucking Daryl"

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“Daryl”

A scrawny, mid thirties old man, who loves to meditate, and put out forest fires.

Wow your such a “Daryl”
Stop being a “Daryl”
Lmao what a “Daryl”

Daryl

a douche. The metaphor of identifying a person as a douche is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.

Hey, look at that daryl

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Daryl

She's super swaggy and awesome. Get's hyperfixated super easily and has lots of thoughts that you enjoy listenin to. She's nice and easy to talk to, and has an obsession with bees and the color purple.

Daryl is also super smart and knows Big Words™. Shes a little fruity smirks and her personality is somewhere there, you jus gotta look
ALSO DAMN DUDE. SHE GOTTA NICE ASS.

hey thats daryl!! shes my wife <3

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