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a middle aged woman employed to do data entry
They've just employed a data madge at our work to get the new HR system up and running
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A term used by delirious office types referring to a relatively large set of data or information.
During lunch I was counting the number of times I breathed, now I have a large swath of data to work with
Delivering sperm cells into another person's body through ejaculation.
Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.
Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!
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Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.
"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."
"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"
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A relocation forum that claims to allow all points of view but is really just a front for Realtors. Moderators are given extreme power and control to ban members that they disagree with. If you post anything negative about a city or state you will eventually be banned.
They have a reputation points system that is completely useless. The Mods, Realtors, and clique play childish "rep me" games with one another so as to bolster their points to appear like experts to the naive newbies.
newbie: Hi I'm a single mom with 3 kids and I want to move to Florida. I have no job, no family there, and no money in the bank. Florida has palm trees and warm weather and that's why I want to move there.
Realtor: Come on down, you'll do fine here.
actual FL resident: You shouldn't put your children in jeopardy like that. Florida's unemployment is really high and jobs are hard to get. Save up money and line up a job before you move here.
city-data clique member: Shut up you troll. Florida is perfect and you are just a malcontent.
Ohio resident: City-data clique member and Realtor are correct. I visited Walt Disney World 15 years ago so I know everything about Florida. Palm trees make everything perfect so I am moving there myself. I'm so tired of these malcontents hijacking threads.
newbie: Thanks Realtor, city-data clique member, and Ohio resident for all of your help. "Actual resident" please stay off of my thread and quit being a malcontent. I only wanted positive posts.
actual resident: How am I a malcontent for just telling the truth and trying to help someone?
Mod: closed for Mod review
Mod reps Realtor, city-data clique member, and Ohio resident. They rep Mod back. Mod bans actual resident from city-data.
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Data that is so hard that it bends the male penis in a 90 degree angle. This makes it impossible to perform the action which is called ejaculation.
Hope: OMG!!! My boyfriend Eric had a Hardcoded Data last night.
Autumn: OMG!!! What did you do about it?
Hope: We tried to put it back into place.
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You tried to type dat ass but autocorrect ruined your life again...........
"Lookit data ass!"
"Man, I wanna git meh sum data ass...."