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People with massive cocks were born on 29 December. They are also extraordinary good at sex and fuck like Gods.
Girl: When were you born?
Boy: On 29 December!
Girl: ohhhh.. we need to fuck
The day your TRUE lord and saviour, Alexandre Bordeleau was born.
-Ayo, ain’t today the real Lord Bordeleau’s birthday?
-Yea it is
-Man, he’s really cool. Much cooler than his wanna-be-lord brother
December 29 2005
29 december is BEST FRIENDS NATIONAL DAY
People born on this day are the best friends you could ever find 🫂🫂🫂
Today is the BEST FRIENDS NATIONAL DAY . Go tell you BFF happy birthday.
December 29th is national send your gf/bf a pic in underwear of the top or bottom or both, it’s the partners choice
“hey love it’s December 29 today, where’s my pic?”
The day my best friend was born.She’s an amazing human being who is always there for everyone.She is so pretty and very intelligent.She deserves the world.HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!LOVE YOU!!
Person 1:Why is today so special?
Me:It’s December 29!My best friends birthday idiot!!
On December 29 queens/kings are born. There names are most lightly to be "amy,kai,Jamie,olivia,and jill"
Omg u were born on December 29! Only kings/queens were born on that day!!
National bullying George (Astrix) day
George: why are you bullying me?
Techno & Tommy: It’s December 29th, national bully George day. Idiot.