National give a boy a scrunchie day
Girl- what day is it
Guy- December 4th
Girl- really? Take my damn scrunchie
December 4th is put your balls in a deep fryer day. On this day, every male has to put their balls in a deep fryer, on or off
Friend: Oh man its almost December 4th. I'm gonna put my balls in a hot deep fryer
Friend2: What the fuck? Why don't you go with cold?
Whoeverβs birthday is on December 4th here are some facts. :) ~ you wear glasses, your smart, you wanna everybodyβs friend, you are kind and you are nice to your friends!
ooo, he looks nice! you guys wanna hang out with him? okay letβs go! of course he was born on December 4th! π
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Only the best people are born on this date. Suck it October & November
Person 1: wow! Why is Chad so cool?
Person 2: cause he was born on December 4th
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December 4th is national gay twitter day.
On this day, everybody on the app twitter becomes homosexual for the whole entire day.
I am about to send SO many dickpics on December 4th!
December 4th is my favorite holiday of the year!
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December 4th, ask out that special person day. Whether they think you like them or not, just ask them out
Hey, it's december 4th, you finally gonna ask her out?
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Her; Hey it December 4th
Him: Happy one year :)
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