rash decisions

a rash decision is one where the results are not thought out ahead of time, and the results are usually not very good, or beneficial to anyone involved.

decision that can be the downfall of anyone and in the long run, rash decisions can cost you a lot of money. rash decisions are regrettable, sometimes painful, and usually hard to undo.

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majority decision

The best excuse for stupid choices.

Chris: "So Jake, why are we going into the eerie Aztec temple before we know how to contact the park ranger?"
Jake: "Majority decision."

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Decision Maths

The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.

'I HATE D1!!!!!'

Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!

Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!

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pimp decision

(n.) Phrase coined by comedian Kat Williams for making a smart decision.

Its your money, make the pimp decision.

Buyin them subs were a pimp decision bro.

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decision generator

A coin toss.

I used a decision generator to choose who I was going to booty call this week.

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Bad Decision

A Mixed Drink
-Stadium Cup

Fill the cup half way with ICE

2 shots Cruzin Pinapple Rum
1 shot Canadian Wiskey
1 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Lime Juice
fill with green Hawaiin Punch

Enjoy... And make some bad decisions!!

My friend drank bad decisons.. hooked up with a whale, and made a bad decision!!

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decision void

A situation within any relationship where/when a decision is expected or required but it as yet remnains unresolved.

They knew they were going out to eat but they couldn't settle on where to go. Their decision void kept them hungry for another 30 minutes.

Gary and Sharron were a great couple.Their friends knew they would get married some day. But for now the decision void remained between them.

The moment when a politician is asked an unexpected yet defining question that he/she would rather not answer.

The moment before a computer locks up, hangs, or reboots due to a decision void between input (including an electrical glitch) and program data.