deez

usually said right before the word "nuts". Can be usually used as a quick, witty remark when somebody starts bragging, or says anything for that matter.

Like when somebody says, "Wanna go grab a bite?" you can respond with, "Why don't you grab a bite of DEEZ NUTS!!!"

OR when someone says "I'm a buy this and that..", you can say something along the lines of "Why don't you buy a pair of DEEZ NUTS!!"

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Deez

this joke is used by your stupid friends who searched this on your computer

-Can i search something?
-Yea, sure
"searches"
-What is deez?
-DEEZ NUTS!

DEEZ

DEEZ (Definitely entertaining emotional zebra) is something you say when you see a really entertaining zebra and you get emotional. It is very popular these days.

I saw a DEEZ when I was in Zimbabwe.

Deez

Something that you should never answer “What?” to.

Guy 1: You heard about Deez?
Guy 2: Deez what?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS IN MY MOUTH!

deez

N. See also: These nuts, schwettys.

A casual appellation of the male genitalia.

That bitch was all over deez nuts.

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deez

short for these nuts

Bob: You want some of deez?

John: Some of what?

Bob: Some of deez nuts!!

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Deeze

a) Consuming alcohol to where the person under the influence acts in erratic behavior. (i.e. walking home regardless of the distance, punching items that should not be punched)

b) A way of life.

I deeze'd last night.

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