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The knowledge you gain from the school of hard knocks; "common sense" derived from experiencing the vicissitudes of urban social interactions.
To believe (the boyfriend who treats you bad isn't cheating on you), or not to believe, that is the question; it just takes a street degree. - Pebbles, "Girlfriend"
Receiving both your bachelor's and master's degree from the same institution.
My friend was too lazy to research other universities, so he just stayed here to get his 6 year machelor's degree
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A university degree that offers students the ability to study a wide range of subjects, but ultimately learn nothing. The arts degree provides a broad college experience, but extremely bad job prospects.
Arts students will often try to disguise their choice of course by naming the individual subjects they're doing, e.g. 'Theology and Sociology', 'Anthropology, Quantitave Economics and Medieval German'.(Nice try, it's still arts!)
Having only 8-12 hours of college a week (including tutorials, practicals, study and any other work their course 'demands') leaves arts students with a lot of free time. This free time is usually taken up with protests, smoking weed, sleeping, attending concerts or styling their hair/applying fake tan.
Written on a toilet paper dispenser: 'Arts Degree: Please take one'.
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A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.
I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.
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An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.
Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what?
Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.
Two-year degree offered by Community Colleges and some State Colleges. Known for attracting students of EVERY age, EVERY race, EVERY income background and EVERY academic ability.
Some Associate Degrees are actually very useful by themselves like Nursing, HVAC, Criminal Justice and some business fields but most are just stepping stones to get to a Bachelors degree.
MANY credits actually WILL transfer to a 4-year college. But this largely depends on which college you plan on going to. Obviously a top ivy league school or something close to that will be more selective but if your just looking for a decent/good college to finish your Bachelors Degree then you will be fine.
Johnny went to a Community College to get an Associate Degree. Now he has a decent middle class job.
Maria spent her first two years in Community College and then transferred to a 4 year college to finish off her degree and now has half as much debt as most of her graduating class at her 4-year school with the same degree
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Derived from an extreme form of police interrogation of the same name, its a phrase people use to describe a situation where you are being asked a series of many questions.
"Whats with the third degree!?"
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