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n. A state located in the eastern United States on the Atlantic Ocean. The first state addmitted to the Union.
adj. Used to describe something that is fucking boring or lame.
Going to a baseball game is like watching paint dry. That shit is Delaware.
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The Eddie Money concert was Delaware.
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Where a whole bunch of rednecks come to watch cars getting wrecked aka nascar.
Dude how did you get so much money this weekend?
I let some drunks park on my lawn.
Thank god for Delaware
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(n) an extreamly small state that might as well just be an annex of Pennslyvania.
Delaware is NOT a city in Philadelphia.
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1st state in the union, capital is Dover, largest city is Wilmington - otherwise knows as "Wilmington, so close to where you'd rather be..."
Delaware smells kinda funny...
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(adj) acts tough but when shit actually happens, is a total pussy, as evidenced by Delaware's reaction to the East Coast snowstorms of 2010 and 2011.
I thought she was gonna beat me up, but she's totally delaware in a fight.
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Delaware is a fake U.S. state that was made up to ease minds of plebs.
What do you call people from Delaware?
Liars.
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Think about how bad Maryland is, then imagine it doesn't even have crabs; not like the std, like the cake.
Normal Person 1: Oh my God, where are we? Maryland's really this bad?
Normal Person 2: Hold your breath, we're in Delaware, and although it's tiny, we have three toll booths left until we get to Pennsylvania.
Person from Delaware: Hey, eff you guys, we have tax-free shopping.
All normal people: I'd rather pay.
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