A cold country that likes hockey. No one really cares about it or knows where it its. The Canada of Europe.
Guy 1: I just got back from Denmark.
Guy 2: What?
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Undercover sand niggers that have banned margarine and suck lots of cock, like the British their teeth are really crooked because of the cock sucking they did just to get into the NATO. Denmark is tiny like the size of my earbone and took it anally from the Germans in WWI and II. They are also referred to anorexic pale cancer patients from watching to much Lost and looking for woodwork the Dutch made on a danish remake of Amazon.
The dirty Danish also don't whipe their anus properly therefore, giving them the title of, 'The dirty Danish'. You wouldn't want to go to there country because of it's disgusting smell and rape victims. They prowl at night for dead animals that are rotting and have them for sexual purposes.
The Danish have a special ability to impregenate their men but not their women, just like the seahorse. Yes, it's an amazing fact and we all know what I wrote is true.
Nigger: Suck my dick good you dumb bitch. *Pimpslap*
Danish Fag #1: It's true what they say about niggers, there cocks are small and deformed.
Danish Fag #2: Save some cum for me, I need it so I can impress my friends.
Danish Fag #1: No, I think I'm going to down it all. Haha, I love niggercum.
Danish Fag #2: Bitch (refers about Denmark history and nobody cares because their not on the map.)
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a filthy-famous word for "sketchy; low-brow; shady; suspicious." This is because many shady people are from Denmark, such as Hamlet. It can be used in many ways: "she's so Denmark", "he must be from Denmark", "Denmark!".
Stephanie thought that Schmara must be from Denmark because she was sketchy as f@*&!
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The country where Asian Xenephobics are taken from their homes and tortured on radiators by the filthy, pig men danes - on a special occasion they spit-roast them, laughter and joy radiates from the country on the day.
Danes often isolate themselves from others because they are molested by their parents when toddlers; a normal cycle for the Danes - but a disturbing reality to outsiders.
People who go there are usually ones who murder or rape and are tortured in a life in Denmark, this I find unfair and nobody should spend a life with filthy pigmen- oh I mean Danes. Well, same thing.
I forgot to mention that they're sperglords.
Danish Lowlife Sperglord: Pass me more human flesh.
Danish Lowlife Sperglord's Parents begin to hit the son and molest him, the boy enjoys it like the usual reality.
*More screaming is heard from the living room (Danes are to poor to afford kitchens because of their jew invasion of 38') from Thai children being spit-roasted alive. Popping is heard, must be their eyes. Denmark is absolutely filthy*
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Denmark is full of rubbish and goldfish
"Have you been to Denmark"
"No, I heard its full of rubbish and goldfish"
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A nation of virgins, they are most likely to lose the world cup first.
Christian Eriksen: "Oh man I'm such a shit footballer. Tell me why I play for Denmark again"
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ge Hareide: "it's because you are a virgin"
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A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Mathias KΓΆhler, or Denmark.
Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.
He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.
Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
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Person 1: Denmark.
Denmarkist: *Squeals*
Person 1: What's with you?
Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.
Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out.*runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
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