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A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
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A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.
King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.
Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.
I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.
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Just like a dirty sanchez, but dirtier! It's when you rub your fingers in your ass and wait for someone to grin, then you wipe it across their teeth. They won't be smiling now!
That guy had a dumbass grin on his face, so I wiped it off with a dental sanchez!
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(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.
"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"
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When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek
Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.
Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.
I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.