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n. a state of mind females in the military can begin to exhibit after being deployed to a forward combat zone. The amount of time requisite before a female will begin to demonstrate "deployment pussy" varies. This state of mind is characterized by an unreasonable belief in their own beauty, but can manifest itself in many ways including, but not limited to: treating all men as if they want to fuck the female demonstrating "deployment pussy", behaving as if there is nothing they can do which is incorrect or unreasonable, sexually taunting or tempting any male within arm's reach. This behavior is closely related to deployment handicap.
2LT Garrett has the worst case of deployment pussy I've ever seen! She thinks every swingin' dick on this FOB wants to fuck her!
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girls who think it's "trendy" to date military men, and thus act like complete freaking whores when troops' tours are over, even if these men show no interest.
Oh, you just got back from Iraq? Let's fuck. Oh, you don't want to? Then I'll try and rape you! giggle
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Deployment Sexual Deprivation(DSD) or Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) is a mental/sexual disorder that can develop after exposure to one or more terrifying months of not having intercourse. It is a severe and ongoing mental reaction to an extreme lack of physical needs. DSD is surprisingly common in our so-called Land of Plenty, afflicting an estimated 27 million American men( and a few women)at any given time, most of which are service members. Although hard to notice in early developement, this disorder does have commom symptoms and signs; abdominal pains, morning wood, swelling in forearm(s), unexplained absences, decrease in libido, aggression, wet dreams, uncontrollable body spasm. In rare case of DSD; drained bank account, acute to severe lose of vision in one or both eyes, pyschological breakdowns, as well as death.
DSD or PDSD is a complex phenomenon where there is a shortage of sexually willing women relative to the sexual needs of men. (P)DSD has also been recognized in the past as blue balls, computer geek syndrome, ect.
I got home from Iraq and the VA wouldn't cover me for Post Deployment Sexual Deprivation (PDSD) treatment at the strip club.
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A male best friend who stands in for some daddy roles while the birth father is deployed. Must be agreed upon by both birth mother and birth father
Mat, Kyle said you are the deployment baby daddy while he is overseas. Time to help with the diapers, feedings, cuddling, and going places with me.
When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.
Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....
Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
A friend that is a supplement for companionship while away during a long work related period. This person has no intention of remaining friends upon returning home.
Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"
Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."
A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.
My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.