Deposit Rape occurs when a fuckhead slumlord usurps your deposit for no good reason (i.e. claiming you broke shit she/he should have fixed before you moved in).
Why bother cleaning the rug and spackeling the holes in the walls before moving out? My tightass landlady is for sure going to deposit rape me.
An accountant's term for shitting.
" If you eat raw habanero peppers, your final deposit might burn."
To have sexual intercourse. Usually males use this this term.
Hey, I hit the deposit with mad Minisink girls.
After a night of love making and the male wakes up rock hard and ready but is denied the morning love makin', he proceeds to rub a quick one out, shoot it on the sheets and leave immediately.
"Man, she said she was tired and hung over and didn't feel like doin' it so I had to leave the Defiant Deposit.
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A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.
Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.
Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.
Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!
Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.
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When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.
When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.
Boop deposits are the stretched imprints of a woman’s busom, sometimes left behind in clothing.
Aw man, I let Anna wear my jumper for a while, and now it’s got boob deposits!