polymeric falcighol derivation

A complex algorithm that is often associated with the Marina Web (Level 5 Web); needed to access said web. The Marina Web is the deepest part of the internet and is only rumored to exist. (It has been said that 80% of the Internet exists here.) It has been called the "Vatican Secret Archives" of the web. Containing archives of Historical documents, Government secrets, plans, records, ETC... However the computing power/knowledge needed to process and compute the algorithm is quantum computing. Which is still in its early stages and takes use of the quantum-mechanical phenomena. Many often write it off as a hoax however no evidence proofing or dis-proofing exists. An anomaly was discovered by super deep web scans in the early 2000's.

The Polymeric Falcighol Derivation is a quantum algorithm used for quantum computing.

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derived artificial predestination

The boundaries placed on an individual's future by said individual's socioeconomic birth status.

Thanks to derived artificial predestination, Chad never really had a choice but to end up working for his father's textile company.

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

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i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.

There's nothing more to see here.

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derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

Derivative behavior

A response to today's stimuli based on previous events. Something that will impact decisions later in life.

The fighting he experienced early in his life created derivative behavior, that resulted in a successful MMA career.