Derp

1) The sound of a Brain-fart, usually when a fairly smart person says something that's rather silly by accident or the wrong word or can't think of what to say.

2) Breaking something or crashing into something due to thinking too much.

3) Being silly and not caring what other people think of you. See dork

"It'd work better if you used contrasting colors. No, not contrasting -- Contrasting. Not contrasting! You should use contrast-gah! Do you know what I'm trying to say?"
"Complimentary?"
"Derp! YES! THANK YOU!"

"Did you hear the professor walked into a wall today while working on his latest thesis?"
"Ha! No I didn't. He's such a derp"

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derp

A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp!"

I am t0tally c00l3r than 7u n00bs.

Derp.

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derp

a phrase used when someone makes a mistake, or says or does something stupid or ridiculous.

shannon: i wonder what frozen ice cream tastes like... ?

peta: derp

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Derp

The First Real and proper definition for "Derp" Was basically just a response for if something or someone did something so utterly retarded or screwy, You literally have nothing else to say, Derp is what you say when you have nothing to say.

Your friend super glued a pencil to his shirt so he wouldn't lose it.

You say, "....Derp"

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Derp

1- An expression of disdain towards an obvious joke, usually something having to do with slapstick or foolish behavior.

2- To describe a foolish or clumsy individual. One who is blissfully ignorant or unaware of their surroundings.

3- To do something foolish, clumsy, or silly.

1)
Movie Character- "Oh man, I accidentally put laxatives in the Principal's coffee!"

Movie Theater Patron- "DERP!"

2)
John- "Lauren was bringing in the birthday cake, but she couldn't see where she was going so she knocked the houseplant over"

Kelly - "Yeah, she means well, but she's pretty derpy sometimes"

3)
Walt- "I think my favorite Disney character is Goofy. He was derpin' before derp was even a word"

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be-derp

1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire

2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.

Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.

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Derp

Herp da derp derpa derp. A derpity

derpity herpa derp derp. Derp derp

derp. A herp derp herpity derpity derp.

Derp 1: Herp derp?

Derp 2: Derp.

Derp 1: Derpa herp derp derp?

Derp 2: Derp...

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