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Derrick is a kind, smart, funny, weird, tall, handsome, kind and, caring man. he will always cheer you up whenever you are sad. he treats all girls right. He is loyal. he will want to live the rest of his life with you if he thinks you are the one. he is really funny once you get to know him you wont ever want your connection to break. he is one hell of an amazing guy. Derrick hard to find so once you find a derrick never let go of him. Derrick is also very rare to find.
person1: is that a Derrick?!
person2: yeah man i heard they are rare to find
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Derrick is another term for a Prince Albert piercing. It comes from the widely known fact that it has been passed down the Derrick family tree. The first ring ever brought by the first Derrick is always passed down to the first born son, which they then use. No Male with the surname Derrick is complete without a prince albert. This is why a prince albert is called a Derrick.
James - "Have you seen Jordan's Derrick?"
Lewis - "Nah, but I heard it gives extra sensation."
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Derrick is your average highschooler. Most people refer to him as “pubehead”. He lives a troubled life for he never finds success when he searches for poon. Derrick is the kid who sits by himself at lunch and eats his boogers as a snack. Despite his wierd qualities, Derrick is a funny and caring friend who will entice you with his four inch schlong.
Oh yea I know Derrick, he’s the kid who trims his pubes and glues them to his head.
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wow look at derrick standing in the distance over there
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Some fucker who borrows games or money then never gives it back
Derrick: Hey man can I borrow your game?
Joe: Sure buddy no problem I just need it back next week
Derrick: *never seen again*
Joe: *sighs*
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Derrick is an amazing guy in the whole world. Derrick he thinks he may not be the amazing person nor a perfect person. He's a smart person, caring, respectful, and very funny. He sometimes make fun of tiktok dances and wants to make you smile. I must say that, he's an popular kid in school because he has a great personality. Derrick, he's a special man and he would never know that. He is an amazing lover, friend, best friend, and brother if you ever meet a guy named Derrick you are lucky to have him.
Person 1: Oh my god, it's Derrick!
Person 2: He's my bestest friend I've got..
Person 1: I wish I had a guy named Derrick that was that close to me..
A black caramel dude that has a HUDGGGGGGGEEE COCK. His dick is soooooooo big it ripped through his pants in class. He is just soooo hot. He is soo funny. I JUST WANNA FUCK HIM SO BAD. FUCK ME DERRICK FUCK ME PLEASE. I will do anything. I just wanna suck his cock. Black or brown hair. He has this super ugly friend that kinda looks like him.
Derrickis a guy with a cock and im shy to ask him out
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