a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.
Oh, my god he shot me!
What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.
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The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.
See: Lucifer
"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"
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A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.
"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."
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A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.
Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.
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The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.
Dick Cheney: The name says it all
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The forty-third President of the United States.
The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.
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1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)
a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick
Dich Cheney before he dicks you
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