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Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.
Ding-dong dick me down daddy
A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down
Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready
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interjection
1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)
2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.
3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)
{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}
person:Dick in me Face!
{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}
Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!
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When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.
"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".
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A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.
"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."
"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"
"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."
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A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.
Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"
"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."
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Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.
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when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend
"hey, suck me dick u bitch"
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