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A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.
Steven:"dude have you ever heard? Mark has crusty dick syndrome"
(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.
Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.
When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.
He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.
The only scientific explanation for a female indervidual who cannot be without a man or go without dick.
The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.
The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.
That girl is suffering from lack-a-dick syndrome
When you're packing 2 inch heat and gotta pay a hooker to even touch it
A surprising number of racist suffer from Trump dick syndrome it's no wonder they hate Obama.
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When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.
1) James Finch.
2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"
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A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
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