A guy OBSESSED with an individual so much that he does anything to get attention or a reaction from him. Bro is creaming on the D just for the idea of a response, get off his nuts man.
Patrick: Why Aiden always meat riding
Jayden: Idk, He a Dick Rider
A nigga who dick rides because they have nothing better to do with their life. Most of the time they’re insecure, has a small dick, and on the next level of mental illness. Seek help for any dick rider you know.
That nigga Jacoby always dick riding Nick. He’s such a dick rider.
A nigga who don’t mind his own shit and just hops on shit that on the hype.Also a mf who only agrees to a other grown mans opinions just to make them more likeable honestly for female it’s the same shit.Yeah you,you think you mad funny for saying the same joke to someone you a dickrider,don’t you think i forgot what the same joke you been saying goofy you don’t need to ride that far.
Ben-“Wow i think that John has a great opinion and we should respect it”
John-“Changes his opinion”
Ben-“Mmh i think we should really consider that it should be open tho”
John-“hop off my dick you a dick rider”
A Dick Rider is someone who constantly has something to say about you and what you got going on. They key difference between dick riding and being truthful is the manner in which the comments/criticism is given. A dick rider will often find ways to bring you into conversations not about you to talk shit about you, only talk about you negatively in the presence of others, and often are people who aren’t having much success going for themselves. A good thing to remember is often times a dick rider is someone who is not fully secure with themselves or happy with their achievements as someone who is fully secure with themselves often doesn’t negatively focus much on others.
James: I need to do my work before these report cards come out
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro
1. Another word for an ass kisser or suck up.
2. Someone who is nice to someone else to try and get their “better side” or try to get some type of reward or special privileges.
3. Someone who only likes one type of brand and talks bad about anything else.
Def 1- “Yea that asshole over there, he’s just a Dodge Dick Rider. Thinks any Dodge in the world can outdrive any Chevy or Ford.”
Def 2- “You know ENTER NAME HERE? The dick rider? He just got a promotion!”
A person who agrees with anything another person says. They live their life to be like the person but never accomplish the goal.
I ran 2 touchdowns yesterday. Yeah your the best football player in the state.dick rider
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