Rural Dictionary

Ripping Your Dick Off

To masturbate furiously, without cessation.

"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."

by NotBillClinton April 11, 2015

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Rip your dick off

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off

I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF

by eric mcleir April 6, 2019

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wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating

1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"

by sannak June 17, 2006

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Rip yer dick off

A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.

Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.

Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?

Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.

July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!

by Patricia Brare January 21, 2009

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