did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

Did you have the kids?

to release a loud and obnoxious fart in the company of others

Yo - Josh - did you have the kids? Or did you shit your pants?

How did you find this...

If you found this you are a god

Hey did you know if you type "How Did you find this..." in Urban Dictionary(The best Dictionary) you will find something?

Why did you do that?

Well, I wanted to. If you are reading this, why did you do that? If you leak shit, why did you do that?

Nigga: Drops lean on homie's shoe
Homie: Man, why did you do that?
Nibba: I wanted to.

Did you poot sir

A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed

Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.

Where did you get it

Asking the question where it's from, so you know where to take it back for something else..

"Oh this is a great sweater, my friend is looking for one like this, Where did you get it?"

Giver: "Oh we bought it at _________"

"Thanks, I'll tell her to go there and get one..."

<Mental note: Now, i know where to go and return it!>

Did you just..what?

Is what you yes??

Did you whatever, whatever you I guess.?

Did you just..what?