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To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.
Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
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The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
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1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.
2. Female masturbation.
3. To cheat or swindle.
4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.
1. I diddled my cat yesterday.
2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!
3. He diddled me out of that job.
4. www.diddlers.info
As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...
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To masturbate - particularly a woman.
Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.
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1. Female pleasuring herself by rubbing her vulva
2. Informal word for a penis (New Zealand English)
1. She was diddling herself on the sofa
2. I touched his diddle
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The name given to one who fingers the female genitalia.
Did you here Jim fingered Sally?
Yeah Diddles is at it again.
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The rebounding of a drumstick so that two notes are played in succession, usually at the same dynamic, to generate a faster way of playing strokes.
You can't play a drum roll without knowing how to diddle.
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