it died

the answer to a phonecall by a telemarketer

Idiot telemarketer: Hello, is -insert mispronounced name- there?
Me: I'm sorry, it they/he/she) died.

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:dies:

1. said pre, mid, or end of sentence when something is undesirable
2. can be said anytime.

Oh, god :dies:
I had the worst day :dies:
this sucks :dies:

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DI

It means Der Infinate

We have DI Cactus Cooler

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Died

A word used for being incredibly drunk and/or completely hungover.

"I was died last night." "This morning i woke up and i was died."

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Diing

Diing is a tall, dark chocolate man. Usually smells like ass but is such a funny fellow it cancels it out. Pretty amateur at basketball but he gives it his all. Also has a small Diing Deng if you know what i mean *wink*.

"Oi, Diing, i caught you with your small Diing Diing"

"Diing, Pass the ball for once, eh"

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died

depression is everything disguised

died alone and sad

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Di

Another term for grandad. Typically used in regions of east Scotland (particularly Fife). Can also be spelled 'dey'.

I'm going to visit my gran and di on Sunday.

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