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not being able to 'pot the pink' due to time of month, so one must go for the 'difficult brown'
Ewwww your bleeding ... turn around
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A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains
"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody
"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"
Warm feeling but patronising euphemism often used by care givers, but also over-reaching government or voluntary agencies to describe a target group or audience who have not engaged with the intervention concerned. Almost always the target group are characterised as passive, ‘vulnerable’, or of possessing some other negative/weak quality, but in reality may be have full capacity and instead have no interest or benefit, or even hold strong objections to the intervention concerned
Hospital manager: The medical staff are proving difficult to reach in terms of my new and novel 1 monthly, all day infection and control mandatory training programme. What do you think Brad?
Second hospital manager: yea - I think we need to doc the pay and then sack anyone who does not realise the benefit of your life saving, new and wonderful programme Hank!
A polite way of calling a customer a “Cunt”
“This is a bit of a difficult customer”
Really means
“This is a MASSIVE cunt”
Difficult however fails to describe the last few moments before the final exit. The last few glances, the most comfortable yet most uncomfortable hug, and even the process of physically and emotionally letting go, even temporarily
It is fun however when difficult refers to the task of not being able to decide between the epitome of the comfort of being in a tent vs exploring the outside world. Difficult is also fun when it includes dilemmas of what to eat and matters of personal hygiene like brushing at night and optional second showers.
However, difficult is not fun when it comes to dropping someone off and literally waving and walking away. No amount of turning around and still seeing them and seeing the same nostalgic smile on their face will change that.
Difficult is the journey back home, which doesn't feel so homely anymore and difficult is reading sentimental texts from the person who has just left trying hard to make it less depressing
Difficult is sleeping at night the next day comparing it to the previous nights and most difficult is to feel this for so many nights even after that. Difficult is discussing the memories and not being able to express the longing even if it's already been discussed, because no words can do justice
Difficult is to carry on with normal life without feeling like it's all a show you have to put on because reminiscing is even more difficult, even though frequent discussions help yet in their own way make it more difficult to bounce back
Although it definitely gets slightly less difficult(2) when shared with your constant.
I would have stuck to the conventional word, 'Hard' but we all know the first thought that would pop into most of your minds (gutter) on seeing it, thus it's safer to stick to something that sounds more adult ish, ie difficult.
Literally referring to something which is not easy to do, difficult specifically does not even begin to describe what it's like for two constants to go through, for most of their shared life.
Right from waiting for the days between their next trip, to disappear so that they can be reunited, every day of the countdown is difficult. It gives hope yet doesn't make time go by any faster. Speaking of trips, difficult is what the end of every intimate every moment feels like, thinking that it may be amongst the last for a while, if not much longer .
Difficult is feeling it, discussing it and despite gaining support in the process but yet having no solution to it.
Difficult is The last night knowing that it will not just be everything its supposed to be and more, but that it won't take place the next day and that no night till the next meeting, will compare to it.
Difficult is packing up to leave on the last day after knowing how great it felt to unpack on the first and how unfair it is to be packing up already, when it feels like everything just began.
Example- "You shouldn't miss your flight, we should leave"
"Yes, but I want to stay for a bit longer"
Me too, but that's only going to make it more difficult(1)
They leave immediately
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An individual who is from California, most likely to be female, that migrates to another State to prey on the local peoples. They tend to get involved romantically with someone that is in that State. Because of their ties to California, they would rather not be in the new State. So after warming up to their prey, they decide to break their heart and leave. After leaving they try to deny all feelings they expressed in that State as if nothing ever happened. Resulting in emotional distress in both the Californian and the prey.
Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)
Difficult Californian: Good thing there is a 3 hour timezone difference between us!
Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!
Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.
Person: Man its like clockwork.
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