Dilk

The combination of mixing inhumanly amounts of dip and chugging outrageous amounts of milk

Person 1: Why did you come back throwing up last night? You didn’t seem drunk.
Person 2: It’s hell week and we had Dilk night. I feel like I have to drop if have to do that shit again.

Dilk

Dad milk. Also known as Fathers milk.

Hey bro did you try Ol' Pete's Dilk? It tastes better than daddy's

Dilk

Dylamations favorite drink. A silky, smooth, dog version of classic everyday milk. First appearance was in family guy, the show about this funny obese father and his talking dog.

“Aw sweet, dilk”

dilked

To be screwed over or otherwise lose out, you can be dilked by a boss if they take some of your tips, for example, or you can be dilked by chance if you buy nonrefundable tickets to a concert and it gets rained out.

Person one- "I think I ordered the wrong thing, I wanted a side of hummus with this and I got no side at all."
Person two- "No I think you ordered the right thing and they just dilked you."