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You thought it was an urban ditcionary description
BUT IT WAS ME DIO
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A Bisexual Time Stopping Blood Sucking Vampire who screams "MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRYYYYY" And who’s stand is ZA WARUDO. Is One Of The Hottest Villains- Oh Wait All Jojo Villains Are Hot.
maybe not funny valentine at the first part of part 7
anyone else a simp? Stand up
"Bro Did You See DIO? hes so hot."
"Yea I Wanna MUDA MUDA His Heart."
A flamboyant bisexual vampire that enjoys donuting japanese gay men named Kakyoin.
He is 125 years old and has a gay priest boyfriend called Father Pucci.
His hobbies include being a total asshole, banging and pegging both men and women, stopping time, yelling MUDA MUDA MUDAA, stealing your grandpa’s body, abusing dogs (R.I.P. Danny), being a BIG DADDY, etc.
You can describe someone as a DIO if he fits the following traits:
• Is HOT ASF
• Bulging muscles
• Big phat daddy schlong
• Flamboyant
• Is bisexual
• An asshole
If you are a DIO kinnie, you are superior.
DIO IS DADDY
When you refer to an asshole:
“He is such a Dio.”
When referring to someone VERY attractive
“He is such a Dio”
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YOU EXPECTED A DEFINITION BUT IT IS I DIO
YOU EXPECTED A SENTENCE BUT IT IS I DIO
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you may think I am referring to the jojo character, but I am actually referring to some drunk moldovan nigga; but don't get confused, because he is also a based chad with an amazingly deep voice.
Dio: I'm in Bucharest, Romania. But I haven't eaten anything in a single day
Some Random Person: Oop, what are you gonna do now?
Dio: Y'know what, I'm gonna sell a kettle for a couple of bucks, also f*ck your mother.
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de boi that was smart enough to lift polareff down the stairs and make his ability a secret but is dumb enough to use his weak side's leg to counter a punch that had more power then even his punches
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