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dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dipsticking

Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.

I will be dipsticking Bubba tonight.

by o0sambo0o July 8, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


DipStick

"I pull up with the Shtik" Tekashi69

I pull up with the dipstick

by KarnJatt March 23, 2018

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dipstick

to dip your joint or cigarette in formaldehyde; creates PCP effect

After smoking that dipstick, I saw pink elephants.

by cdawg May 27, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 204๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Dipstick

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

by Year of the Browneye February 14, 2016


Mexican Dipstick

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.

So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.

by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007

52๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colombian Dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

by KikiStylz February 13, 2022