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When a line manager or another superior provides useless input or requests for change on work prepared by an employee. Most frequently observed when the feedback-giver has no clue on the subject, but nevertheless wants to appear managerial.
Just came back from Jeff. He supplied directors input...
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1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx
2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...
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The major selling point for Valve games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2.
Supposedly it is an advanced AI that will make each play-through unique by spawning zombies at different times and places, and placing pick-up's just where they are needed the most.
In reality the exact same effect can be achieved by simply randomising the activity of zombie spawn-points
Left 4 Dead 2 featured the new and improved AI Director 2.0 With new features such as apawning more zombies and weapons, and blocking off parts of the level forcing players to play the game it wants.
Bill: Damn, the AI Director placed a witch on our path, looks like we'll have to kill her to get through
Lois: Doesn't matter man! It placed PILLS HERE
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Someone who insists on looking over the shoulder of the person who is at the computer and telling them where to click.
Lizzy: Here, right there, click that, this link...
Tommy: Wow, could you be less of a mouse director?
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A often short person who conducts or directs a band. Has no life, assigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. Often can be desperate at times. Can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.
Cool Band Director:
Hey he's one of the coolest Band Directors ever!
Lame Band Director:
This Band Director can't conduct for crap!
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A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".
Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."
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When a person accidentally makes a mistake (dropping the ‘O’ in this case) and ends up telling the truth.
an Account Director is primarily responsible for the management of relationships with clients. As the senior point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Account Director also co-ordinates the resources needed to service projects, builds strategic operational plans and balances the expectations of clients with the execution of creative work.
an Accunt Director is only focused on the management of relationships which benefit themselves. By becoming the sole point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Accunt Director becomes indispensable even though they have no interaction with the people servicing projects, don’t understand strategic operational plans and have absolutely no interest in the execution of creative work.
Project: Beautiful Box
Client : Pudenda
Signed: Someone Fishy
Role: Accunt Director