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Where a dude plugs up a girls(or dude, ain't gonna be rude) ass with his dick and takes it out, puts it on the upper lip(below nose) and leaves a shit-stash.
Friend:Hey Stef! What did you do last night?
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
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1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position (doggy style), the man, while laying the bone, proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans anus. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez!
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez
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When two gays go at it, and the one gay squats and scats on the other's face. Having done this the scat victim must consume at least 3/4 of the shit to be a proud reciever.
Tim can't wait to get a Dirty Sanchez from Steve tonight.
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Wario from Nintendo games. His moustache and Spanish-like tone all contribute to this popular nickname for the character.
Wario: It'sa me, DIRTY SANCHEZ!
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When a dude at a bar slowly rubs his hand on a girls back then going down her pants and slipping his finger in her butt. Later he rubs his finger across a friends face. They immediately know they have gotten a dirty sanchez.
Dude I still haven't washed my finger from that night. How did you like that dirty sanchez after the Jets game ?
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The English version of Jackass. The show involves guys doing funny sick shit to one another.
Boy: 'Hey, can we watch some Dirty Sanchez?'
Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora.
Boy: But, but, it's-
Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-
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Performed during the early stages of the act of analingis. Takes place when the "giver" is teasing the most sensitive portions of the rectum with their lips only. The receiver has intentionally avoided any act of personal hygene for several days to the anus, thus resulting in a chocolaty, fecal surprise, also known as a "dingleberry" for their partner to spread generously around the lips, mustach & lower goatee area of the face.
The result of the Dirty Sanchez is often the look of a 1920's painting of a sad clown or hobo face.
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