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A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.
A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual
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A disorder in wich you cough and fart at the same time.
I got a cold and it turned into coughntoot, oh how embarassing that was.
A "medical" "disorder" that is the constant of "Dabbing." the act of bending ones arm to look like your sneezing then throwing your other arm backwards and up.
*dude 1* Bro why won't he stop dabbing?
*dude 2* He has ODD Disorder. he has a disorder that wont let him stop dabbing
*dude 1* Oh, makes sense
*Pete Wentz dabbing & screaming in the distance*
A sad modern affliction affecting anyone owning any technological object with an "apple" logo upon it. This illness leads to sufferers swinging from a "high" due to owning the aforesaid technological grail and being uniquely cool like all the other ithingummy owners, to a crushing depressive "low" when the person realizes they have paid a king's ransom for some hyped-up, over-marketed techno bauble and enhances their personality like toe jam does for foot hygiene.
Dude: Fuck what's with Nathan? He was all over me 10 minutes ago, showing off his new toy and that fucking app that tells you where all the manhole covers in your neighbourhood are located! And now, he's just snivelling in the corner, beating himself around the head with that ithing.
Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
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Pursuit towards the mural happiness of our kindred souls.
Illimitable possibilities as companions towards our journeys of discovery's.
Never-ending promise to cherish and love you for all that you are and will be.
Ohana with you forever, oh captain of my calm, together we conquer.
Panegyric words from you fill my soul with all the nourishment it needs.
Radical incidents prove our soul tie worthy, dishonour those who intervene.
Eccentric tendencies dare not hide between soulmates, we're safe here.
Journeymen United in our wandering, champions of Anam Cara.
Ebullient feelings within our mirrored souls ignite our passion.
Certain of our real wanting, I chase your safety, your freedom, as I am not til we.
Tt our bond greater than most, those who get bitten bite, those who don't give up rewarded
Submit to me, as I submit to you, I've seen you beg, apologise, and adore; I've seen you for you and I want more.
Dauntless pragma lovers, battle ready, to defend each other and continue their story.
Valu wildfires that flare in balanced configuration with the grace of koi mating
Outrageous initiation tales determine our biorhythm as our Love adventures strong with every audacity.
Although I'm glad it's available for those who need it, in my case, this interim disorder has caused havoc and ruined my life.
Excessive activity in Tenecord that lead to repetitive behaviors.
Tenecord Disorder is characterized by unreasonable depression and retardation, which lead to excessive use of the n-word hard-r.
TCD often centers on themes such as acting like a complete retard, spamming the n-word in chat, as well as spamming over the numbers "69"
Treatment includes talk therapy, medications, getting terminated from Discord or all three.
Don't go near that guy, I heard he has Tenecord Disorder
A regular guy thing to have, being afraid of commitment.
Guy 1: "So, did you already move in together with her?"
Guy 2: "No, not yet."
Guy 1: "Dude, you have a serious commitment disorder."
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