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In reference to hockey. It is when a player tries to get the attention for the ref to get a penalty against the opposing team.
diving- "REF! did you see that?!"
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"that's Bush league"
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"look at Dylan, he's so diving"
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Patronising establishments beneath your financial & social station, typically when already drunk from having a few at your local or some other more decent place. Usually done in multiple locations in the same night. A form of "slumming" specific to drinking alcohol.
"Me and John went diving last night. We started at that welfare bar on the next block over and moved down the street to those places around that block with publically funded housing. Total white trash karaoke nightmare, dude."
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The sport in which you move your body in forms and you are judged upon the form.
Flying body tossing is NOT diving!
-Coach Mike
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Entering a virtual reality world.
1: How long have you been diving?
2: Since I got my Oculus. I dive every night.
1: Do you want to go out tonight?
2: No I'm diving tonight. Meet up with me later for some hang gliding or a roller coaster ride?
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The man’s scalp is smoothly shaved down using lemon juice, coconut oil, and a half pound of home made butter. He then suits up with his roller skates and sets up his diving board for action, but not before lathering his body from the eyebrows down with molasses syrup for friction and so the scalp is favored as the slippery dome and centerpiece of the malicious act. He then looks his victim straight in the ass while he’s tied face down, rear up squirming for help. The man begins to read the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs to his victim so they both can regurgitate before things really get started. After a couple chapters, the man deeply lathers the victims ass and genitals. He then sets candles up strategically around the victim in a circle, resembling his very own slippery scalp. He then applies the most flammable substance on earth,chlorine trifluoride, to his neck up the center of his scalp and lights it with the nearest candle! He rollerskates viciously to the diving board and leaps head first into the ass of the victim! At this point they’re both in the most terrible pain of their lives, and will remember this feeling even after death. The diver spins on his head with his toes in the air causing a flaming drill sensation in the asshole and stomach of the victim, leaving a giant bloody hole where his ass used to be. He then rubs sardine infested cream cheese in his face, and repeats the entire act until the victim has just barely a head remaining.
Poor Joey fell victim to the dive, he didn’t deserve that.... nobody does.
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Diving is the action of shoving smalls objects down the small hole in the center of your penis
Hey me and brad are going diving tonight