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the sexual act of cumming on the girls feet then putting on her socks. After doing this, the girl walks around all day with the socks on her feet.
Girl 1: Those socks are gross!
Girl 2: Well, when he asks, Do You Want Fries With That? don't say yes.
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Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.
"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."
A basic question people get asked on Oct 31.
T- What do you want to be for Halloween?
H- I wanna be loved.
its means "Do you wanna fight with me?"
Neil: hey dude you've got a bad choice!
Mark: Dude! Do you want a piece of me? !! :P
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Most effective way to initiate sexual behavior without actually saying "do you want to engage in sexual behavior" Works well with drunk girls, Everybody knows that no one ever wants to just "come over to watch a movie"
(sexual tention is at an all time high)
Erika: Sew, what dew yew wanht tew dew?
Matt: do you want to watch a movie?
Erika: wat movie?!?!!!1
Matt: Just get on the couch.
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Comeback to someone who is bragging.
PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??
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No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.
Do You Want To Build A Snowman is so 2013
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