how do you do?

Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.

Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?

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how do you do

How are you

Just askin' how do you do.

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how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.

Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!

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Let's Do The Do

do the sex ;3

Hey, let's do the do

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How do you do

You like me and I like you

_Hey how do you do
-YOU LIKE ME AND I LIKE YOU

_ur cringe dude

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do not do dot

Snobbish attitude adopted by adapted counter-net regime that have no need for or inclination towards websurfing.

Please be advised we do not do dot.

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Do-Dos

A brand of cough sweets produced in the 1980s. Excessive consumption caused effects similar to those of speed.

And you're standing at the chemist in Boots
Coughing up your guts like you're at deaths door
All this for a packet of Do-Dos

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