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doke

short for diet coke

yo ass wipe try doke u might loose some weight

by Tommy D October 12, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doke

awesome, stellar, amazing, cool

typically used to described sexy blonde girls named meredith and sarah.

Suzie America: That was a great movie!
Joe Shmoe: Yes, it was quite DOKE.

or

Paris Hilton: thats doke

or

Homer Simpson: DOKE!

or

Casey I: Guys, guess what, Doke, blah blah blah DOKE

by Meredith- word definer. Sarah- word inventer. Kate- example giver February 1, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


doke

a word with strange congiguations
I am doke
you are doke
he/she is dokes
we are dokey
they aredoke

use it when you have no word to describe your feelings

how are you people feeling?
we're dockey
or you look down what's wrong?
I'm doke

by Nicole March 7, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


doke

slang for smoking cigarettes or weed

que pedos homie i got a pack of dokes, u wanna doke today?

by josh nd jorge May 27, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doke

Short for Diet Coke, which itself is traditionally short for Diet Coca-Cola.

Doke is known as Coca-Cola Light in many a European country.

Johnny Boi: Kenneth, ah pure heard that doke gets ya mare drunk fur less booze!

Kenneth: Aw is that so Johnny Boi? Michty me!

Kenneth: (To bar tender) awright pal, geeze a double vodka, a Glen's eh, and doke would ya? Cheers.

Maria (mainland European): Coca-Cola Light is not a mixer! You are a weak fool.

Johnny Boi: (To Maria) Oi shut it you! Aw but yer right!

Johnny Boi: (To Kenneth) Put the Doke down, we need tae get on the Irn-Bru choo-choo!

Kenneth: (To Johnny Boi) *spits oot beverage* Michty me! Probs just the cancer inducing artificial sweeteners that make the magic happen.

Kenneth: (To bar tender ) Mate, boss man, could a please have a triple Glen's and Irn-Bru Sugar Free? I'll be needing it tae get me through! Canny believe ah wis supporting the Coca-Cola Company. Irn-Bru for lyf.

by ChubbyTeletubby December 30, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doke

A worn-out penis. A penis that somewhat resembles a cat scratching post.

"Check out that doke! That things got more wear and tear than your mother's easy jeans."

by PussySniper January 24, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


doke

another word for diet coke

Did you want a doke with the burger?

by Cherrup May 30, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž