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The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.
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Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.
"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"
"duuudee. lets doof together!"
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Australian term for a rave, particularly one held in the bush, attended by stinking feral hippies with dogs.Proper Doof music is distressing similar to Goa Trance.
"I fucken hate doof music, it's for drug fucked retards"
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Someone who is so uncool that they're not even worthy of the entire word "doofus".
he's dresses so horrid he's such a doof.
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Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.
Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!
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Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.
"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"
or
"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"
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When you fart out your dickhole
"The male queef"
He who doofs is a doofus
Jerry: Sorry guys
Steve: What?
Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(
Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!
Kyle: dude what the fuck!?
Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.
Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..
Jerry: and the steak....
All: WTF!?!
Danielle: what didnt you doof on?
Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!
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