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when you're having really really boring sex with a chick and, just to liven things up, you repeatedly finger her ass with short sharp strokes. not for her enjoyment, but for your own amusement
Tom: howda get on with Amy last night?
Steve: utter nightmare, she just lay there like a sack of potatoes, so i gave her the atomic doorbell!
Tom: good work
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When your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.
Sara: When is Chad coming to pick you up?
Beth: He should be here any minute.
(random ringtone for text alerts)
Beth: Oh, that's him now!
Sara: How did you know?
Beth: He texted me. You know, geek doorbell.
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The act of parking your car in front of someone's house (usually blocking traffic) and honking your horn until they come to the door.
That asshole woke up the entire complex at 3AM using his nigger doorbell.
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When a man, while having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind, licks his finger, dips it into cayenne pepper and then inserts it into the woman's anus. Often done by surprise.
Things were getting pretty boring in bed and then out of the blue, Jim nailed me with a cajun doorbell last night. It was horrible.
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Honking your car outside your hootchie's house to come out.
The annoying assed Mexicans next door always use their fucking mexican doorbell, pisses the shit out me, get out of your fucking car and knock on the door.
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Occurs when a man poops on a girls chest and then sticks the poop up her nose. She then proceeds to give him a blow job and, before he cums, he punches her in the head so that the cum comes out of her nose. BUT WAIT!!! The cum can't come out of her nose because there is poopy in the way. So, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl's chest. In an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls vagina. Lastly, he will pick up a Colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.
We gather here today in memory of Bob and Jess. However, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy... In the process of performing a French Doorbell.
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The truck's horn. Lets your date know that you're sitting out front of the trailer waiting to pick her up.
Jimmy used the redneck doorbell to let Charlene know he was out front waiting to take her to the Dairy Stripe.
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