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Douchecanoe

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Hi, my name is Tai Lopez. Or Lie Topez as my friends call me.

I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.

by I'm a playa... Email playa February 8, 2017


Douchecanoe

A person who is just the biggest bag o' dicks. And who claim their dick is the biggest, but a very afraid of rulers.📏

Some dude: oi you know Derek over there?
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.

by SquiDwaRD EpIc yEeT November 26, 2021


douchecanoe

a crappy person
someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable

"Your friend is such an idiot! I can't believe he just put his dick in a sheet of pastry and walked around the room yelling "anybody want a sausage roll??!!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"

by salsworth January 19, 2023


Douchecanoe

(Noun) An entitled jerk who shows their ass by wasting another person's time.

ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.

Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat

Don't be a douchecanoe, Richard!

by Jephanie November 19, 2020


Douchecanoe

Someone who shops at Express Mens

"Are you wearing a winter vest with loafers?"
"Ugh yeah it was 15% off at express mens"
"What a douchecanoe"

by kenley707 February 24, 2018


Douchecanoe

A person (in this case a dude) who's douchey-ness cannot be drowned out by a fake personality. A douchecanoe typically is condescending to their significant other, flirts with other girls, and has a huge ego. Not the type of people you want to be surrounded by, but once you are wrapped up with a douchecannoe, it's hard to get out. Douchecanoes are often manipulative and try to convince you their mistakes are your fault. If you are with one, good luck.

Guy- Did you hear how he broke up with her?
Girl- Yeah, didn't he end things in the car right after a school dance while she was still in her dress?
Guy-That's what I heard. What a total douchecanoe.

by woofdog13526 April 30, 2020