downstairs mixup

British origin

genitals

see also junk

Greg- Do you love me?

Paul- I don't know you.

Greg- Oh you know me. You've seen my downstairs mixup.

Paul- Yeah, well I didn't ask to see that, did I.

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facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

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downstairs headlock

For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.

Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.

downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

Downstairs dreadlocks

Pubic hair that have been turned into Dreadlocks.

Caribbean man #1- Whoa put some pants on i can see your Downstairs dreadlocks man.

Caribbean man #2- Sorry mon.

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downstairs corgi

This is the secret term that means tonight we Fuck. No corgi will be upstairs asking questions. The night is all ours!

Tonight is downstairs corgi

Big Downstairs

To describe oneself in a non flattering way: especially when describing the Male sexual organs

Man one: "Hey Dave, whats your middle name?"
Man two aka Dave: "Big Downstairs"

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