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A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.
Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)
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The greatest soft drink to have ever been created, made originally in Waco, Texas.
It is brilliant.
touch my Dr Pepper and risk castration...
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The drink of the devil and all supporters.
Dr. Pepper contains 23 flavors. 2 divided by 3 equals .666.
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a shot of ammeretto in a cup of beer... mmm tastes like dr.pepper... yummeh and get u tanked as shit till u pukeing ur face hole off
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Medicine-esque piece-of-shit soft drink that stupid Americans like probably because they truely believe a Doctor came up with the vile concontion. If a doctor, or maybe a chemist, indeed did come up with it, here's the official recipe:
1. pathetic name
2. pepper
3. liberal amount of cough mixture
4. that stuff thats underneath the keys on your keyboard
5. vinegar
6. sugar
7. piss
8. some shit to make it brown
Refer to coke or pepsi for far better tasting alternatives.
"What is this crap they're trying to pass off as legimate soft drink?"
"Its Dr. Pepper, and thankfully it onl lasted 19 seconds in our country"
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When one shits a fluidy mixture of diarhia into the womens vagina then sips it back up with a straw.
That sure was a great Dr. Pepper
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A soda who claims to be a doctor. You know all those scientists who claim to be doctors? Dr Pepper taught them everything it knows. Yes, I know it's hard to believe after all these years that Dr. Eggman taught by a soft drink.
In honor of the fine soft drink who taught them how to build stuff, Dr. Light and Dr. Wily built Protoman out of Dr Pepper cans.
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