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The sound watery diarrhea makes when it hits a toilet bowl.
Jacob was washing his hands in the bathroom when he heard a loud drumpf coming from a bathroom stall.
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A small and/or malformed penis.
Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.
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Someone of extreme low value and self worth who profusely claims otherwise. A Drumpf will exaggerate personal perceptions of wealth, physical characteristics, business relationships, and almost every aspect pertaining to themselves. With every exaggeration the person becomes more of a Drumpf thereby increasing their need for validation others. The best way to deal with a Drumpf is to ignore them and to let others know that the person is simply a Drumpf. If that doesn't work call them "a Loser", "Worthless", or "Very Very not Smart".
(noun) That Drumpf will say anything to make himself feel rich, strong, and important.
(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.
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"When Donald pulled down his pants, I couldn't help but laugh at his drumpf!"
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The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump
Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.
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n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.
That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.
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The sound made when explosive bowel moment happens at the exact moment the man is about to cum.
All I heard when Drumpf and then there was poop and cum everywhere ..
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