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The original family name for a certain Queens-based clan of racists, parasitic landlords, pathological liars, serial bankrupters of preposterously misconceived businesses, loudmouthed boors, fascist demagogues, schoolyard-level bullies, transparent bullshit artists with a contempt for facts and consistency, tasteless branding consultants who mistake themselves for building developers, and all-around insufferably overprivileged asshats, one of whom is currently providing cheap entertainment on a national scale by running for president as a Repugnican. Unless more than half the 2016 electorate consists of dimwits who base their votes on spite, hatred, and ignorance rather than a reasonable concern for the well-being of the nation and the planet, he will spectacularly fail, going down in American history as the biggest loser since Alf Landon.
Herr Drumpf repeatedly encouraged his brownshirted followers to beat up protestors and journalists at his rallies, until the inevitable deaths turned the overwhelming majority of the American public decisively against him and everything he stands for.
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A fuck who thinks he become president through empty promises and scare tactics. Modern day Hitler.
Make Donald Drumpf Again.
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A term used to define someone who is incredibly unconscious; a senseless numb brain, or an obnoxious shit spewer.
Did you see that person unpants them self to spray diarrhea at the traffic cone in the middle of Times Square? What a drumpf.
Maddy had a drumpf moment when she microwaved the cup noodles without adding water.
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1. (n) Ancestral name of Donald J. Trump as revealed by John Oliver
2. A foamier Santorum with wisps of golden hair mixed in
That Drumpf you gave me last night is really hard to wash out of my soul.
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The sound made just before water splashes up into your arseholes after a turd of sufficient mass and velocity breaches the toilet water surface.
Ted knew that has was in for a cold shock when he heard the Drumpf from down below in that public toilet.
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Donald Trump's real last name and defined by comedy host John Oliver as "the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy."
Steve: "Donald J Drumpf is likely the second coming of Hitler."
Marti: "Couldn't have said it better myself."
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When a wealth famous person deceives an entire nation.
Hitler was successful in drumpfing the people.
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