Rents Due

The ‘Rent Due Theory’ is a scientific phenomenon within women where every 25th to first couple days of each month women whine about men not providing for them for free.

“Men don’t provide anymore”

“Rents due huh?”

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due date

Your inspiration to do your assignments
The day when you really do your assignments

Professor: What's inspiring you to make the project?
College student: The due date

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Due Bill

A hand written note that is returned from a Food Stamp purchase

a $10 book of food stamps
a $ 8 purchase
= Priceless ... just kidding

A $2 due bill
(a note written on the back of the receipt signed by Mr Charlie to be used upon your return towards your next purchase)

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with all due

"With all due respect" simply shortened

With all due, Jerry, you're an asshole.

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due to covid

The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".

Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.

Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.

OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.

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Paid dues

To get respect for being real as in not no fake ass person reppin somewhere were there not from or from some where fake

Nigga talk shit but everyone in the 561 knows i paid my dues. paid dues

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Due Diligence

Due Diligence is a term used for a number of concepts involving either the performance of an investigation of a business or person, or the performance of an act with a certain standard of care. It can be a legal obligation, but the term will more commonly apply to voluntary investigations.

u better due diligence on that brokerage firm to make sure its not a boiler room or chop shop

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