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Doomed Untill a New Government
Don't be stupid, it's not shit, it's DUNG.
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The act of rolling around while 69ing covered in poop usually over a hill.
Dude did you see me dunging last night?" "Yeah you hit like seven hills with her.
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English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.
I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.
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The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.
In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.
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The art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the rectum to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why shit is found in unusual places.
Guy: "I don't know how, but Lloyd shit on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."
1) A polite way of saying, "Ho Shit", which is a play on, "Horse Shit" or "Whore Shit"
2) Used when a slutty girl/woman is lying to or about something or someone.
3) Code used in mixed company or around parents or at work when you don't want to offend those around you, but still get the meaning across.
"That's a complete load of Trollop Dung".
"She's full of Trollop Dung"
A child concieved and born through the anus.
I either just took a massive shit or I had a dung baby.