A person that tends to think adoption isn't real when he clearly knows his nephew is.
Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.
Tiny penis.
No friends.
Your such a Mitchell Dunlop!
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A unicorn
"Aidan Dunlop" One of the only down to earth celebrities who doesn't have a very public background
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A training shoe originated in the 1930's . Often worn by middle aged men trying to look cool , but failing drastically .
"Look at him in his Dunlop Green Flash , he thinks he's down with the kids "
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a fucking dick that nobody likes i mean at all she is horrible and unloved jk
βdonβt be a sammi dunlopβ
When your waist line expands and your belly begins to lap over the top of your belt. (Done Lopped)
Suffered exclusively by middle aged men after about 10 years of marriage and largely responsible for the mid life crisis state. In retrospect in women it's referred to as Muffin Top.
He's developed a serious case of dunlops disorder since his wife started baking again.
A condom
If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldnβt have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support