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A long limbless reptile that has no eyelids, a short tail, and jaws that are capable of considerable extension. Kevin Durant often live in fucking nests, Kevin Durant slithers around.
I almost got bit by KD! Kevin Durant can bite through skin
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An insult, basically the same as calling someone a Judas or a Benedict Arnold.
- "My dude seriously transferred to North Catholic High! We could've won States this year!"
-"What a Kevin Durant. "
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Wirery, soft, nappy head ass snake that plays for the Golden State Warriors. Tends to backstab team after blowing a 3-1 lead in the western conference finals by joining the team he lost to.
Kevin Durant is a cupcake.
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One of the few people to be a basketball player then become snake
Kevin durant = 🐍 🐍 🐍
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Kevin durant is a bitch ass cupcake who bailed on his team just to get a ring
Kevin durant is offered a max contract from okc and a regular contract from golden state
who does he pick Golden state
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A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped westbrook for his new best friend Stephanie baby face curry.
Oh shit! Is that Kevin Durant in those bushes?!?
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1. Nicknamed Durantula, Kevin Durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the NBA currently and only 21 years old. It is believed he will be the chief rival to LeBron James in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6'11 but weighs 130 pounds. He also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.
2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.
Brandon, "Hey man did you see Kevin Durant drop 45 the other night on the Sixers?"
Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."
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