Durbin

A guy who watches his wife get smashed by several hung gentlemen. Durbins will sit in the corner and help himself out. Once the other gentlemen are complete, he will clean them off.

He also works part time while on FMLA

I was being a Durbin while Jamal, Daquerius, and Trevonte were airlocking my wife. They needed a lot of cleaning, so much nut.

Durbin It Up

To make shit more complicated than it needs to be.

"That's not the way it works. Why you always gotta Durbin it up?