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When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).
Yo i just gave Laqueesha The Dirty Dutchman.
Man i just Dirty Dutched the shit outta that girl!
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A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.
"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"
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the act in which a male holds his friends penis while his friend simutaneously holds his partners penis and the pair uses their free hand to grasp the opposites arm while pumping until achieving mutual ejaculation.
evan and ben could not get girlfriends so they gave each other the running dutchman.
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A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.
Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."
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a sex act, where you blow your load in the girls ear.
AKA the english earring, or earplugs.
my girl wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so i gave her the mushy dutchman
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When a female has to defecate, the male inserts his penis while the female attempts to force her fecal matter around his penis.
After taco Tuesday my woman had a hell of a stubborn dutchman. -or- She pushed so hard during the stubborn dutchman that she rammed shit down my dick-hole.
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A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.
"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"
For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.
EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
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